Saturday, December 23, 2006

The Magic of Duct Tape!

Holiday Uses for Duct Tape:
~ Red duct tape with white duct tape trim covering a down skijacket makes a cheap Santa outfit.
~ Hang stockings from the chimney with duct tape.
~ Fasten decorative lights to railings of house with duct tape.
~ Thin strips of Duct Tape make great self-adhering tinsel.
~ Cover the fruitcake with duct tape and use as doorstop.
~ Wrap gifts in Duct Tape for the gift that says, "Open me...eventually."
~ Cover live Christmas trees with green duct tape to preventneedles from dropping.
~ Control that hideous holiday weight gain... Duct tape over your mouth.
~ Duct tape over the names in last year's greeting cards and resend them.
~ Silver duct tape turns that old bride's maid dress into shiny holiday formal wear.
~ Duct tape great grandpa upright in his chair.

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