Ok I just felt like this TODAY, temperatures to edge toward the 70’s, rain, overcast…ICK!
ICK you say, well YEAH! Ichthyophthirius multifiliis, but I do not mean THIS “ICK”. "Ick" is also a slang English term for something distasteful.I was just lying here thinking:
Playing with words, making up words, messing with common phrases, making and appreciating puns and metaphors, taking things literally for comic effect, rhyming things.
The snow is gone for the moment the sun has not peeped out in a few days; I go to the dentist again today. HA HA that is always a GAS. The car will hopefully pass inspection…and maybe, just maybe I will go Christmas shopping. I did not yesterday, the rain made me feel BLAH!
What to do? As I was stretching, this came to mind! Enjoy!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well we sure need the rain, so I am going to make my own sunshine. Here goes!
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I went to a seafood disco last week... And pulled a mussel.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And finally, there was the person who sent tw enty different puns to his friends hoping that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Today’s neat word is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Friar’s lantern (FRY-uhrz LAN-tuhrn) noun A phosphorescent light seen over marshy ground at night, caused by spontaneous combustion of gases emitted by decomposing organic matter. A synonym is foxfire (not Firefox), especially for luminescence produced by fungi.[The first use of the term is in John Milton's 1632 poem L'Allegro:"She was pinched and pulled, she said; / And he, by Friar's lantern led."]
Today's word in Visual Thesaurus: http://visualthesaurus.com/?w1=friar-Anu Garg (words at http://wordsmith.org/ )
Now to get my WELLIES on and go forth into the Day!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You know the Boots that make ya feel less damp and down.