A typical morning so I thought.
Cup of coffee in hand, pups fed, watered etc.
Public radio updating me on the news around the world.
Time to take off another slip of Cutzie woman sayings from the Calendar.
I pondered what was written down. Anne Tyler is credited with it.
"Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! "
Well that got me semi rolling over, considering it was 7 am.
Then off to get my Hair done, everything was going along BEAUTIFULLY…
UNTIL
In the rear view mirror I see those DREADED flashing lights…POLICE…
Ummmmmmmm
Quick assessment of what I had been doing etc. Seat belt on, driving under the speed limit etc.
So totally unsure that it could be me so I started to pull over BUT
ALAS there was no place to pull over
SO
I stopped in the lane I was in, the Officer came to my window and said,
"YOU CAN”T JUST STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET! "
I said, "You mean you were wanting ME TO STOP?"
"YES "
OH, shaking and heart racing, gulp
"OK
How would it be if I pull into the next driveway? "
"YES MAMM"
I did, still shaking like a LEAF…
THEN I said to myself
OOPS I need to get the registration and Insurance etc out.
HANDS trembling, I finally found the correct one
SIGH I muttered to myself

"
MAMM I need to see your License. "
"OK"
He called whom ever to determine I was indeed myself…
STILL unsure what was going on