Thursday, June 05, 2008

HUMOUR FOR LEXOPHILES (lovers of words)

Thanks Pete for sending a picture of one of your THREE Frogs...
-- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
-- Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
-- Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
-- To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
-- The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
-- When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
-- The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
-- The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
-- The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
-- A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
-- A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
-- A will is a dead giveaway.
-- A backward poet writes inverse.
-- A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
-- With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
-- A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in linoleum blownapart.
-- A calendar's days are numbered.
-- A boiled egg is hard to beat.
-- If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
-- When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
-- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

5 comments:

Willard said...

That is a super post!

It's also great to hear that the dogs are doing well since their parvo problem!

Lilli & Nevada said...

How funny.
I also checked up on the pooches and i am so glad all is well there, they are so cute

dot said...

Those are very funny!

Alyssa said...

Dee - Hope you don't mind if I groaned a little with some of those puns! They are really funny.

I'm glad the pups and Jazzy are doing so well. They look like cute little porkchops playing with their mom. Sounds like they are a good weight and on the mend. The brown and white one is so pretty but so is the black and white!! I wouldn't want to choose - too difficult. Great news!

Old Wom Tigley said...

Well done Dee... a Silly Saturday Post....

Never date a tennis player; to them love means nothing.


Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

Women who seek to be equal to men lacks ambition. (that's from Jane)

The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

Keep Smiling
Tom