Thursday, September 25, 2008

Question???

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
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Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'
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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do, write to them?
Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them
while they deliver the mail?
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Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

3 comments:

Mrs. Salty said...

The “old lady” picture is comical! The questions made me LOL and some of them make a good point.

Julie said...

Thank you for bringing a smile to my face :o) Clever and very funny.

dot said...

Really funny! Thanks!