Tuesday, July 08, 2008

SILLINESS for Today

A friend sent this to me with this comment. “If after reading this you are not laughing… “

THIS SHOULD BE READ OUT LOUD. I DARE YOU TO DO IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE. Double Dog Dare ya!
...Tuna, one of our pet rescue cats is embellishing this post…
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PETEY THE SNAKE
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PETEY WAS A SNAKE, ONLY SO BIG. PETEY LIVED IN A PIT WITH HIS MOTHER.
~ ONE DAY PETEY WAS HISSING ALL AROUND WHEN HIS MOTHER SAID "PETEY, DON'T HISS IN THE PIT, GO OUTSIDE THE PIT TO HISS". SO PETEY WENT OUTSIDE OF THE PIT TO HISS.
~ PETEY WAS HISSING ALL AROUND WHEN HE FINALLY LEANED OVER AND HISSED IN THE PIT. PETEY'S MOTHER HEARD PETEY HISSING IN THE PIT AND SAID, " PETEY, IF YOU MUST HISS IN A PIT, GO OVER TO MRS. POTT'S PIT AND HISS IN HER PIT" .
~ PETEY WENT OVER TO MRS. POTT'S PIT TO HISS IN HER PIT, BUT MRS. POTT WAS NOT AT HOME SO HE HISSED IN HER PIT ANYWAY.
~ WHILE PETEY WAS HISSING IN MRS. POTT'S PIT MRS.POTT CAME HOME AND FOUND PETEY HISSING IN HER PIT. SHE SAID , " PETEY IF YOU MUST HISS GO TO YOUR OWN PIT TO HISS IN"
~ THIS MADE PETEY VERY SAD, AND HE CRIED ALL THE WAY HOME. WHEN PETEY GOT HOME, HIS MOTHER SAW HIM CRYING AND SAID, "PETEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?"
~ PETEY SAID, "I WENT OVER TO MRS. POTT'S TO HISS IN HER PIT BUT MRS. POTT WAS NOT HOME, SO I HISSED IN HER POT ANYWAY".
~ MRS. POTT CAME HOME AND FOUND ME HISSING IN HER PIT AND SAID, "PETEY, IF YOU MUST HISS IN A PIT, GO TO YOUR PIT AND HISS, DON'T HISS IN MY PIT".
~ THIS MADE PETEY'S MOTHER VERY ANGRY AND SHE SAID, "WHY THAT MEAN OLD LADY!". I KNEW MRS. POTT WHEN SHE DIDN'T HAVE A PIT TO HISS IN".

4 comments:

Your EG Tour Guide said...

Well, I read it and...bwahahaha! Very funny. ;-)

Alyssa said...

Sounds almost like some of the guys I work with!! I got a kick out of that ....

Old Wom Tigley said...

Hi Dee...
What can I say... :O).. wait until Jane gets home and I get her to read this.. I'm laughing still...

Julie said...

Very silly..........and very funny :o)) I love the photos you have posted over the last week while we have been away.